(via welovetheoffice)
love, lyndsey
I am 18 and a journalism student. Sarcasm, witty banter, passion, and coffee are my favorites.
something funny happened to me
for once.
anyways, greg and i were standing outside of my dorm last night just talking. a car pulled up, and 2 guys got out. the person in the car started playing the Black Eyed Pea’s version of (i’ve had) the time of my life. the boys had shaky weights and started dancing around with them. they were thrusting and shaking all over the place. they danced around greg and i for a second, then went up to the windows of a car sitting outside the dorm (with people making out inside) and danced for them too. then they did it to some girl who was walking up the sidewalk. they got very close to her. they were just smiling and dancing. after they had already entertained all the people in the general area, they got in the car, turned off the music, and drove away.
pretty much made my life. i love college
the bible
yep, there is a sparknote for that. not kidding. i feel like a terrible person, but it is the reason i am able to keep up in my old testament survey class.
my favorite part is seeing God listed under the major characters tab. i’d have to say he did indeed play a big role in that one.
Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.” - Nikka, age 6
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6
“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8
“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8
(via deceivinglooks)
bitch took my boxed season of the office.
oh hell no.
listening to some mumford and mayday, the kings of catharsis, to try to shake this shitty day off.
