
Ten bucks on Slytherin.

Ten bucks on Slytherin.
this song makes me happy and is eternally stuck in my head.
First of all, i saw Dwight Schrute in the gym. He was kicking around and making very Dwight-ish facial expressions. I gazed on from afar. Greg communicated with him a little bit. He said he used to be really into karate but he had fallen behind in the schedule; he was jumping and kicking to get back in shape. Between that and keeping up with the beet farm, I think you have got this one on lock, Dwight.
In addition, I have also decided that I will be a freelance writer for some epic website newspaper while running my own coffee and pie shop. I love coffee and I love pie. Combining the two and sharing them with the world is a dream of mine. I will grow my own fruit for the pies and find the best coffee beans. I have a fine tongue for fruit and coffee so I will get the right shit. The shop doesn’t have a name yet. For now, it is simply Coffee & Pie. The shop will have a couch and relaxing atmosphere. Bands can play there and eat pie with me. Just so you know, this idea combines just about everything I love. I want it to be real life.

mumford hipster. just sayin’
(via spacepandabman)
and i feel like crying.